Remy and ReasonTV
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Yeah and listen up peeps, you better check the deal
We got another mandate we gone straight reveal
And if you don’t listen up, we be walking out
Yeah you know cough drops what we talking about
Take a look at this graph, you gonna holler with fear
Cough drops costing me a hundred dollars a year
I’m talking Halls, Ludens, to keep me alive
It’s like a dog-fighting ring, I need Vicks to survive
It’s preventative medicine, suppressing my cough? Word.
I need a vote from each of you–oh, that’s kind of awkward
Cough drops are so tasty–how is it allowed?
Yeah, this guy knows what I’m talking about.
Cherry, honey lemon, or the mentho-lyptus
Directly to my house’s where I suggest you ship this
They come in all kinds of colors and flavors galore
Even sheep sk–wait, I think this one’s yours
I appreciate the testimony, very profound
We need to verify this policy is morally sound
And there’s one reasonable way to see if it should be allowed
And it’s to probe you internally, can somebody get me a towel?
My apologies for the gentleman across the aisle
He doesn’t understand mandates, he hasn’t been here a while
I see no reason we shouldn’t pass your request
Just let me double check, yep, it passes our test
This is not about “men’s health,” this is not a prescription
Mandate Men’s Health, 12 month subscription
Your party has no respect for individual rights
Now come on up here, I’d like to check your insides
Well I guess it’s safe to say this has kind of devolved
Maybe it’s not the best idea to have these people involved
So I think I’m gonna bounce, put this one on the shelf
Hit up the drug store–get some cough drops myself.”