Looks like crime does pay after all. Three illegal immigrants have scored plum seats at tomorrow's State of the Union address, courtesy of some friendly Democrats. Reps. Marc Veasey and Luis Gutierrez are each bringing an "undocumented" guest:
And 20-year-old Alan Aleman of Las Vegas will be perched in Michelle Obama's box:
Law, schmaw. "Illegal" is just a state of mind.